Twas on the day of our Lord 30th September The noble county of Kent issueth a challenge to thy neighbours of Essex.

An epic encounter of Fair Maidens, Gallant Knights and Crustaceans!

The challenge accepted under the strictest of rules, Win at all costs by fair means or foul

A titanic battle commenced, the like of which had never been witnessed before ( or likely to again )

As with any great battle fought throughout history there is a cost, casualties of war, bodies left strewn by the wayside unable to cope with the inhumane demands (posting daily) of the Gallant Generals , General Marie of Essex, General Sange of Kent nee somewhere else entirely. A battle of Wills, which way would fate throw the dice, the Gallant Generals leading their troops into battle seeking their destiny, Death or Glory ie: who's keyboard could last longest.

Comrades were pressganged, coerced, harassed, bribed, flirted with and promised sexual favours to join each army of posters. Never in the field of human conflict or just the history of Feesch had so much been owed by so many to so few!!!!!!!!

Alas and alack, woe is me, enough waffle there has to be a victor and a vanquished ( a loser but not in this case ) everyone can wear their callouses with pride.

The Scores on the Doors

Drum roll for the awards

Most colourful poster : Sir Snowy of Essex ( boy does he know how to use his gifs )

Prize : A box of crayola crayons

Most dedicated poster : Lady Marie of Essex ( does that woman ever sleep!!!! )

Prize : A packet of Nitol

Most insulting poster for Each group : Sir Lobster of Essex ( he has the sharpest of pincers to go with the wit )

Prize : A weekend for two in a lobster pot of his choice

Most insulting poster for Each group : Sir BadBaz of Kent ( living up to his bad boy reputation )

Prize : A years supply of condoms

Special awards for conspicuous valour, Gallantry, Heroism above and beyond the call of duty or just the fact that they are all bloody nice peeps.

Kent: Dusty, Toolman, Normsk, Kent4Fun, BlondeBitch, Mr Boombastic, Xeryus, Catwoman, ManfromHeaven, Fatboy, Smileyjam, witchypoo and not forgetting the double agents Marie, Flying Lobster and Woody.

Essex: Marie, Woody, Snowy, Pebbles, Flying Lobster, Dolphinsezzy, Caz, Cuddles, Norm, Lisa, Lorreta and double agents Sange and Normsk.

 

Well I for one think you're all great, it was a great pleasure, everyone entered into the spirit of things well.

 

And one last thing...................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kent so whooped Essex's Arse

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© Sange 2002